Wednesday, September 1, 2010

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Derailed - Terror on the train


The fact that Jean-Claude Van Damme is said to have rejected a possible role in The Expendables because of his view bad script appear in the face of this concoction in a very different light . retrospect, of course, argue that he is now smarter at the role of choice and basically it is to also advise, for his 2002er Derailed - Terror on the train is the Worst thing I've seen of all the old action stars now. This is then less of the story, because that is the ex-Sondersowiesoagent save-the-world-builder, but in the staging itself. As you can guess by its title, the film then plays most of the time on a train, where the good JCVD acts as a watchdog for an Eastern European Profieinbrecherin which is to bring stolen goods from Slovakia to Germany. I watch you look at the film to end, one wonders indeed already know what the bullshit is supposed to, because it would have been much easier to get the scoop but are clearly the effects. Here it is indeed astonishing how, despite non-existent budget recorded obsessively on the effects. So you then get a mixture of Märklin-home system and CGI-C64 served to ridicule the barely be beaten. Even simple car chases are for Cobra 11 better illustrated than in this piece of work. In combination with the flat story, along with the congenial Killervirenkniff that makes what is shown even more incredible, the boring fights and the interchangeable spectacle template unfolds a melange of horror, in which even got the toughest B-action fans in Erklärungsnot. If a film has earned the minimum score, then Derailed - Terror on the train : 01/10.

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